If Rules for Lying were a car...

...it would be a 1995 Volvo 760 station wagon. Midnight blue, rear-facing back row. Cracked vinyl seats, tape deck, dull black knobs to crank the windows. You would find it through the classified ads, and the old guy selling it would knock off $100 for the stickers still clinging to its bumpers, one for the local college radio station, another for something called “Wall Drug.” Driving it home, you would notice puffs of orange insulation springing from the ceiling at every speed bump. You would try to open the sun roof, but it wouldn’t budge.

This fall, Anne was given the honor of appearing on MonkeyBicycle's feature, "If My Book," a feature in which authors shed light on their recently released books by comparing them to weird things.

If Rules for Lying were a mixed tape, what would be the hidden track?  You'll just have to read the feature on MonkeyBicycle to find out. Check it out by clicking here. 

Sarah Walpert